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Ask A Blue-Balled Guy: The World's Worst Advice Columnist
Dear BBG: There's this guy I like, but I'm not sure if he'd like me back. I mean, we go to the same school, and there are so many gorgeous girls out there, and I've overheard that some of them already have their eye on h… -
Something to cheer you up
From the internetz:The next time you're having a bad day, imagine this:You're a Siamese twin;Your brother, attached to your shoulder, is gay;You're not;He has a date coming over tonight;You only have one ass... -
A Day In Ghettoland, DR Pt1
Cashier: Here you go, sir. Nine double cheeseburgers with no mustard and three small fries. Have a nice day! Customer: Lemme see that... Wait a fucking minute! This cheeseburger has mustard in it! What the fuck is this?… -
Not The Most Sensitive Joke Ever
I'm not really talented at a lot of things. That's why I like telling myself that I'm a good writer, even if it's not completely accurate. If you've read most of my previous posts, you might notice that I specialize in r… -
Why Love Me?
Out of all the mysteries I have found in life, there was none that could match up with this: how could this girl, after all she's heard about me, and with the infinestimal amount of options, not only be willing to, but a… -
Military Oaths of Enlistment
I found this online, and thought, since I'm an official member of the US Armed Forces, why not share with my online friends about the real oaths of enlistment a soldier, sailor, airman or marine takes when he/she signs t… -
Ballad of a High School Love-The Tide Rises
I remember this day perfectly well. I remember it because, even though it was only late September, the winds were strong and cold, which is unusual in the Caribbean.That afternoon, I was supposed to go to therapy. Howeve… -
The Aristocrats, DJ89 Version
DISCLAIMER: WHAT YOU'RE ABOUT TO READ IS SOME SERIOUSLY MESSED UP FECAL MATTER. IF YOU'RE SQUIRMISH, PLEASE PRESS THE BACK BUTTON, OR OTHERWISE CHECK SOME OF MY OTHER, MORE FAMILY-FRIENDLY POSTS (or at least anything les… -
Post of Disconcerting Dreams 2
I was walking (as always) down a hall, which seemed to belong to a house. The walls were white, with some paintings hanging from them. Arriving at what had to be the parlor, I recognized the house as one I've seen before… -
My Five Favorite Famous Girls
DISCLAIMER: I do have a girlfriend, which I love with all my heart. This list compiled with the sole purpose of expressing an opinion, and does not mean in any way that I, the writer, would be willing to cheat with any o…
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Question: When Your SO Talks About Exes
I have a friend who, for anonimity's sake, will ca... -
What are your favorite desserts and why?
Brownie, hands down. I love how it's fudgy and cri...
